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It was late...
We liked...
Each other...
Went back...
To hers...
Fuck...
ed...
Fell...
A...
Sleep...
I...
Needed...
To...
Sleep...
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I Had To...
Fart...
So I...
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And...
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All...
The way...
Home...
It felt...
Good

The Other Day

what happened the other day
when you stopped walking
you told me that if you was gonna run you...
i spent a long time at the market
buying stuff for your bird
who's a cunt by the way
she started shouting at me
so i told her to fuck off
leave me alone
i went for a beer
and got a shot
this is when i met the women of my dreams
we walk together down the lane
into the park
and on the bench
it was cold
and her name was fun
she smells like wood chip

we went down the road today and there was no
they always walk down the same road but there was no
the people stopped at the road but they couldn't go no
when the girl skipped to the bus stop there was no
all of us tried but there was no
no one can
no one do
no one say
its always the same way

the girl s with the big tit s look s alright

the bad smell of my own farts
the never ending time it takes me to do something right
there must be a button on this thing
what did i do last night
i need to stop eating shit
i should have more fights

the girl s with the big tit s look s alright

stella is her name
more or less
we watch the way she moves her legs
she looks like a dog in that dress
all the boy want to feel her breasts

the girl s with the big tit s look s alright

i drink all day in the same bar
the landlord looks like an old whore
the women in the corners leg are on show
i just
really need to go

the girl s with the big tit s look s alright

i try to go
but some one buys me a drink
i sit for a while until i am sick
all over the bar
and on some girl s tit s

the girl s with the big tit s doesn't like this

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i was hungry and i wanted some food
So i decided to make some room
i was thirsty but there was no water to drink
what would my people think
i had walked for a long time and there was no bus
all there is is pretty girls who make no fuss
driving though the valley in the town I'd never been
like a dog who'd always seen
a county bar as long as i could see
oh Mary just let me be
oh Mary just let me be
when you walk...all on your own
you think about who you left at home
it's a quite place there in the slums
this wild life looks at every one
all the ways it looks so nice so pretty
some times the rain sounds like being in a big city
Every thing is drunk
Every thing is Drunk
Lets laugh and sing
ring a ring ring!!
The people sing
the girls and boys sing
good nite
i hope to see you again in my dreams
good nite
I'll be ther when you wake
No fear

How many?

How many figures am I holding up?
Well just have a guess
No it was Three
You owe me twenty quid you stupid cunt

Its been a while

Got me hair cut
No more Alice band
Playing poker on the web
I'm not very good
Watching a lot of porn
Love porn
Drinking the same
Grapes are The Gods greatest creation
Still working
Getting the bus to work
Smells a bit sometimes
The computer in my room is shit
Listening to the radio
To many Beans are bad
Smoking more then ever
Just folded a five and six
See you next week