Fartman Chapter 12

Simon sat alone in his flat and let out an unbearable sound from his over sized cheeks, which seemed to resemble a very loud bagpipe player. Playing a tune from a sitcom, which was so poor that it only aired for one episode on BBC 4. He had been sat there for day’s listening to his own terribly unlucky wind orchestra, playing a variety of songs from horrible shows, which he may have accidentally heard on many drunken nights in front of the television. Simon was so depressed and lonely and tired and farting and ugly and smelly that he contemplating his own demise. Simon had not stopped farting for twelve years. After everything that had just happened with Cosmo, Simon was in a smelly place filled only with his own wind and brutal aroma. Cosmo was gone for good and Simon felt that he could never enter into a relationship again. He knew that the only way to get over this incredible dejection was to hit the drugs harder then he or she ever fought could be possible.