Raymond works

Some people go to work to work. Raymond goes to work to drink.
He works in a bar in a Restaurant in a great city on a tiny Planet just outside ours.
He’s a very short man with gigantic ears and bright grey eyes.
On Mondays and Thursdays he wears a goat beard.
On Wednesdays and Sundays he wears a moustache.
On Tuesdays and Saturdays he wears big side-burns.
Often he is so drunk that he fails to remember what day it is and wears them all.
Raymond is sixty-four and has been working at the restaurant for forty-nine years.
He has seen countless members of staff come and go.
A number of them were very fond of Ray because he would always got them intoxicated at work.