the girl s with the big tit s look s alright

the bad smell of my own farts
the never ending time it takes me to do something right
there must be a button on this thing
what did i do last night
i need to stop eating shit
i should have more fights

the girl s with the big tit s look s alright

stella is her name
more or less
we watch the way she moves her legs
she looks like a dog in that dress
all the boy want to feel her breasts

the girl s with the big tit s look s alright

i drink all day in the same bar
the landlord looks like an old whore
the women in the corners leg are on show
i just
really need to go

the girl s with the big tit s look s alright

i try to go
but some one buys me a drink
i sit for a while until i am sick
all over the bar
and on some girl s tit s

the girl s with the big tit s doesn't like this

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i was hungry and i wanted some food
So i decided to make some room
i was thirsty but there was no water to drink
what would my people think
i had walked for a long time and there was no bus
all there is is pretty girls who make no fuss
driving though the valley in the town I'd never been
like a dog who'd always seen
a county bar as long as i could see
oh Mary just let me be
oh Mary just let me be
when you walk...all on your own
you think about who you left at home
it's a quite place there in the slums
this wild life looks at every one
all the ways it looks so nice so pretty
some times the rain sounds like being in a big city
Every thing is drunk
Every thing is Drunk
Lets laugh and sing
ring a ring ring!!
The people sing
the girls and boys sing
good nite
i hope to see you again in my dreams
good nite
I'll be ther when you wake
No fear

How many?

How many figures am I holding up?
Well just have a guess
No it was Three
You owe me twenty quid you stupid cunt

Its been a while

Got me hair cut
No more Alice band
Playing poker on the web
I'm not very good
Watching a lot of porn
Love porn
Drinking the same
Grapes are The Gods greatest creation
Still working
Getting the bus to work
Smells a bit sometimes
The computer in my room is shit
Listening to the radio
To many Beans are bad
Smoking more then ever
Just folded a five and six
See you next week

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So right, the other day. I think…yeah it was yesterday. That cunt Les came up to the flat for a cup of tea. He said he had a few bits and bobs I might be interested in. So before he came in I told him. “Les you can have a cup of tea. I'll have a look at what you got then your gonna have too fuck off because if my husband comes back and your here he'll cut your balls off and turn me in to a sand coon”
So he's come up and I asked him how many sugar he has in his tea. I offer him a custard cream and asked him to show me the goods.
Well the cunt didn't even have a bag. So I thought here we go the dirty bastards gonna get his cock out or some thing. Well he pulls out this box from hes pocket and then the stupid fucker gets on one knee and proposes to me, well I was liked “Les you stupid fucker I'm already married and you know my husband, what on earth are you doing do, have you gone mad”
So he tells me he loves me and all that stuff. I mean I don't even know him very well, but it was a nice ring so I says to him. “I tell you what if I give you a blow job can I keep the ring”
He told that the ring was his grandmothers and he felt that it would have been disrespectful to give me the ring from sexual pleasures. Instead he offered me fifty quid to suck him off. I told him to do one and kicked him out of my flat. Cheeky bastard

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She's got Wheels Chapter Two

Me and Tony got up and went down stairs to see to our sisters request. “Its not even half six Sue, I don't even know if the pool will be open”
“Shut the fuck up you little prick and get me in that car, Tony get the keys, your driving”
“There's no way I'm driving Sue, I've not long gone to bed and that would make me well over the limit and I'm sure you wouldn't be keen getting in a car with a drunk again, would you sis?”
She was pissed and to be far so was my brother but in a different way.
“Right then there's no other choice, Peter your driving”
“But I ain't got a licence Sue! I can't drive... I've never had a lessons”
“You could always drive Sue”
“Don't you take the piss Tony cause I'll fucking...”
Sue started to sob slowly, she opened the door and wheeled herself to the car. Me and Tony looked at each other. “What did you say that for?”
“I was only joking... Fuck it! There shouldn't be anyone on the road... I'll drive slowly come on lets go”
We got Sue in the car... Nothing was said... If the police pulled us up with Tony still pissed from the night before and a raspberry in the back with her swimming costume on at half six in morning I'm sure they wouldn't be to impressed. The car started... Shit... lets go for a swim.

Hair

“We've all heard the stories but none of us thought that it would be one of us to go.
It didn't sink in that we could all be plucked out
No one is special
We are all the same
It does not mater if your longer
It does not mater if your are curlier
If your stronger
If your cleaner
If your older, younger or finner, stable bodied and fitter then the rest
You could still go the same way”

Hey June, you alright love
Yeah not bad darling
Is your husband still around
No he was pulled out a long time ago
Really... Blown or brushed?
Brushed... We knew it was coming... I mean he'd had his share of ups and downs
Yeah at least he had a bit of volume not like some of these youngsters
Don't... Last week there was a huge blow and no one was safe... It was crazy we were hanging on by the skin
My longest almost went... If it wasn't for her father telling me how to hold on... She would have been plucked for good
Oh don't... it's so sad when they go at such a long age
Yeah
Yeah
What do think will happen today
Maybe the soft treatment, we haven't had it for a few days
Yeah, that would be nice
How long ago were the big floods?
I don't know two years
What if that happens again?
Don't talk about that so loud. That was a one off. It can't happen again. It would wipe us all out.
Yeah, but what if happened again?
June... Stop it your scare the children
Sorry... I didn't think anyone could hear us
You don't know who's listening.