So right, the other day. I think…yeah it was yesterday. That cunt Les came up to the flat for a cup of tea. He said he had a few bits and bobs I might be interested in. So before he came in I told him. “Les you can have a cup of tea. I'll have a look at what you got then your gonna have too fuck off because if my husband comes back and your here he'll cut your balls off and turn me in to a sand coon”
So he's come up and I asked him how many sugar he has in his tea. I offer him a custard cream and asked him to show me the goods.
Well the cunt didn't even have a bag. So I thought here we go the dirty bastards gonna get his cock out or some thing. Well he pulls out this box from hes pocket and then the stupid fucker gets on one knee and proposes to me, well I was liked “Les you stupid fucker I'm already married and you know my husband, what on earth are you doing do, have you gone mad”
So he tells me he loves me and all that stuff. I mean I don't even know him very well, but it was a nice ring so I says to him. “I tell you what if I give you a blow job can I keep the ring”
He told that the ring was his grandmothers and he felt that it would have been disrespectful to give me the ring from sexual pleasures. Instead he offered me fifty quid to suck him off. I told him to do one and kicked him out of my flat. Cheeky bastard
Posted by Dee Dee Dirtbox
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