Egg

Egg on toast
Scrambled egg
eggy bread
egg sandwich
with tommy sauce
brown
mustard
no sauce please
salt and pepper
Florentine
Benidict
Pacific
red and white wine
Stella Guinness
Guinness
Guinness
bread and mess
in my bed
don't stop till the clocks go off
in the morning I'll have bacon
had enough eggs

Flat

the flats warm
there's no fly's
bugs are the funk
music stay's on till two
bar's open all night
toaster don't work
books
chairs
and
shit
TV don't show the game
looks like
I'm in the pub

score

my lips were sore from brushing my teeth to hard
when i smile it hurts and my eyes strain from sleeping to much
but what really hurts is my left foot
not my heart
or my soul
my fingers
in the cold
its my left foot
thats alway done it for me
score

road

go. Go on, say something
it's been a while, right
when you don't say out
i'm still here listening to your shit
you whine and cry
you were the bloke at the other side of the room
you didn't say much and no one spoke to you
but i saw them look at what you had
it killed me to see it.
we would lie about what you had
made no mistake
if it wasn't for the blood we share
it all
it all
they said it was bad
how can blood be bad?
what had we done?
i use to sit on the road and watch the cars
they would drive round
and you couldn't see the driver
until one day he got out of his car
and stopped
looked around
and pissed on the road


he never drove again

When we woke up this morning I thought it was going to be a good day. She thought it was going to be shit day. We laid there in the flat she bought, under the covers I bought on the sheets she cleans and the bed her mum and dad got her for her first wedding anniversary, which the dog and I have nothing to do with apart from that fact that we have both pissed in the bed and she knows nothing about this until just now

After being moved from the bedroom to other room I realised that when one gets caught pissing in a non- family environmental space it is no longer considered funny but more smelly and sick and deprived and crap then it would when one was young. So forgive me where my urine has laid where it meant no harm it was just looking for its place on the floor to be with others who could piss no more

we start today

it all stared today in the bright morning sky, i opened my eyes and the light hit me and i tried to open and it felt like i should sleep. i moved my head to get up and it did but the weight of my head fell down back to where it started. i stayed still for some time, i stayed still for a long time. my belly moved and made a sound and let go and moved and sound. it fells good the move and sound the sound. later i will walk and see what i came to do. i will stand tall and piss in the street and fuck to see what greets me and never let it be.

Jive Ass Mother 2

Leroy did exactly what he was told; he pick up the badger and ran as fat as he could. He was so confused with everything that was going on that he had no idea where he was going. He ended running in a circle, right back to the same ally that he had first went down.

“WHAT THE FUCK IS WE DOING BACK HERE YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER, WE’S RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED!”
“Oh fuck your right”
“I KNOW I’M RIGHT! I can’t believe it; I’ve been pinched by the Black G.W Bush. Now listen to me you piece of shit… we can not stay here… motherfucker. We have to go some where safe. Do you know anywhere we can go where will be safe… cracker ass”

Leroy stared at the badger looked up and passed out.

“Oh shit”
Badger hurried over to Leroy and climb onto his chest; using his little paws he slapped the boy round the chops. This had no effect
“Please wake up; please wake up Jack, PLEASE… FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET BABY JESUS!”

The badger continued to slap the kid about the face, this was not working and the badger felt he was running out of time. He looked at Leroy with an apologetic frown. He turned round cocked his leg and squeezed as hard as he could. The liquid past from the badger with some force, flowing straight up Leroy’s nose, waking him extremely suddenly. Leroy jumped up screaming, wiping his face and blowing badger piss out of his nostrils.

“AAARRRHHHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT…” Leroy was violently sick.
“Sorry motherfucker but you wouldn’t wake up. I had to get your shit to come round or we won’t be getting away. I DON’T WANNA GO TO THE GOD DAME MOTHERFUCKING KITCEN”
“What did you spray up my nose it smells like…?”
“…Badger piss?”
“You little cunt”

Leroy took one step and booted badger right in the gut sending him flying through the air, hammering the wall and crashing to the floor in a heap of hairy badger bewilderment. Leroy realise what he had done and ran over to badger to see if he was alright, he picked him up, when all of sudden he heard a familiar voice calling his name.

“Leroy is that you”
Leroy looked around but couldn’t see where the voice was coming from.
“Up here boy. Christ that kid’s stupid I’m sure that comes from his father. Up here Leroy it’s me… Your Untie Jackie, what you doing down their boy, what’s that you got in your hands”
“It’s a talking badger I stole it from a fat lady. I passed out and it pissed on me to wake me up so I kicked it in the gut. I hope he’s not dead”
“O.K darling, why don’t you bring your ‘talking badger’ upstairs and we’ll see if it’s still alive. What a fucking nut case”
“Cheers Untie Jack, I forgot you lived round here, how do I get up there?”
“You’ve got come round the front, I’ll buzz you in. I’m calling that boys mother!”

Leroy walked to end of the ally looking round he saw nothing, ran up to the front door and was buzzed in, he was safe and so was badger, if he was still alive.