When Rodgers feet fell off he knew he was in trouble
He had to be at work in an hour and if he didn’t resolve his problem he was going to be late
When he tried to stand he would fall over
He crawled to the telephone and tried to dial the number of his wife Daisy
As he pressed the buttons his fingers fell off one by one
“Shit now I’m fucked, I’m going to be really late for work”
Rodger screamed for help.
The third time he yelled his head fell off.
He never went to work again.
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People with leprosy should really avoid excitement.
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