I think I’m fat, well my tits sag and I’ve got a big bum.
I’m a size twelve but most of my friends are a size ten
One girl, not my best friend, I mean she’s ok; she used to sit next to me in science. She’s a size six but she’s always smoking so she doesn’t eat too much. My best friend Joe fucked this guy the other day and she said he was fat but he didn’t look it until he took his top off then his gut fell out.
But she’s a slut, she’s slept with like fourteen guys where I’ve only slept with nine and one of them I was in love with his name was Phil he was funny and smart and really good looking with a massive cock.
I think he was half French and half Irish he was amazing, he left me for another women but I don’t care because he was the best.
I don’t think I’ll never have a man like that again.
By the way when I was with him I was a size ten and my tits were perfect.
God I miss you Phil.
The other day I went to TopShop to buy some Kate Moss clothes but it was all shit so I had a fight we an Asian girl that kissed her teeth at me when I accidentally stepped on her feet. She was a right bitch if I see her again I’ll break her nose fat slag, yeah and she was fat.
I think I’ll go to the Cinema tonight with Darren, if he pays for me to get in I might give him a hand job
Posted by Donna DirtBox
1 comment:
Seriously dude what the fuck is going on in your head?
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