She's Got Wheels Chapter One

I was in bed at the time. It was early. About six in the morning. She didn’t talk much any more. However, this one day she shouted up to me and Tony’s room and said “LAD’S I’M FUCKED IF I’M GONNA SIT ON MY ARSE AND DO NOTHING ALL DAY AND NIGHT, I’LL END UP KILLING SOMEONE. I’M GOING FOR A SWIM AND YOU TWO PRICK ARE GONNA TAKE ME!”
Now we love our sister, she’s the best, but two years ago she suffered from a serious injury, which left her in a wheelchair possibly for the rest of life. As soon as we heard this request from our big sister we thought it was a joke.
“Yeah good idea, why don’t you fly to the moon at the same time you spastic”
“FUCK OFF YOU CHEEKY LITTLE CUNT. NOW TAKE ME SWIMMING OR I'LL KICK THE SHIT OUT THE PAIR OF YA”
Our sister used to be the toughest girl in school and though now she couldn’t walk, we were still scared shitless of her.
“O.k. but its really early so why don’t you go back to bed and we’ll take you later”
“FUCK LATER I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT AND I WANT TO GO NOW!”
“Tony tell her, you’re older than me, tell to go back to sleep, we’ll take her later, she’s driving me mad”
I was the youngest and never really had any say in what went on in our house.
“ I’m not taking that miserable bitch swimming, she’ll scare all the kids with her fucked up legs”
“Don’t be such a horrible cunt, she’s not that bad”
“If she ain’t that bad then why the fuck don’t she let us sleep a bit longer. I only went to bed an hour ago!”
“IF YOU WASN’T OUT TAKING DRUGS ALL NIGHT, THEN MAYBE YOU’D BE ABLE TO GET UP AND TAKE YOUR CRIPPLED SISTER SWIMMING”
“How the fuck she hear that, when she mashed up her leg’s she must of gained supersonic hearing”
“YES I DID YOU LITTLE SHIT, NOW GET READY BEFORE I COME UP THERE AND GIVE THE BOTH OF YOU A HIDING”
“Yeah whatever sis, what you gonna do float up here?
“I HEARD THAT”
“SORRY”