sometimes I like to rhyme about wine

white wine is a wonderful thing

it makes me happy and helps me sing

i sit at my desk tapping away

thinking about the people who make wine every day

the lucky little buggers who crush all the grapes

and the silly old manager who smells like an ape

i wish i could drink wine all the time

but my wife would divorce me and I'd have too live in a mine

either way at least me have each other

I drunk so off to bed

word to your mother!

Nail File?

not sure where I started my day but it was nice enough and warm and there was a least one cushion to rest my legs.

my finger nails weren't painted there normal colour so someone in the night must had tampered with them.

as soon as i got to work i had some eggs on toast without speaking to anyone.

then i had a drink and tried to finger out what had happened to my fingers.

i struggled to stay awake.

i turned the heating off.

played some pool

and spoke to the cat.

Nothing!

who had tampered with my nail file?